Dick ratings -

These are so much fun!!! They are quick, easy and buyers love them!

So you are fetish seller and a buyer has approached you to give a dick rating and you've never done this before? Fear not below is an example of how to give a written rating!

Firstly you need to create an advert on ED that will catch a fetish buyers eye... It's best to mention that you will be 100% honest during the rating, pop in the advert how many pictures you need to see of them to give a rating (you need to see all of the dick (including balls)

Mention in the ad how long it will take to deliver the rating and finally if they will receive any pics along side the rating. You should always give them a few pics with the rating as it helps it sell and it encourages them to keep their pecker up and standing to attention (if you catch my drift?)

You generally get to see in the messages leading up to a rating if they'd like a bit of penis humiliation thrown in - if you are not sure what kind of rating to do - just ask them what kind they'd like, either humiliation or worship...

DICK RATING EXAMPLE -

So below are the points that you should usually cover in a dick rating, how you rate them depends on what type of rating they'd like, so for example a humiliation rating you'd perhaps score them 0/10 and a worship rating you'd maybe score them 10/10.

You pop your answer next to each point, mention if it's big, small, amazing or pathetic etc ... Have some fun with it! (In no particular order) Also make them wait a little for the rating, this builds up the excitement!

Below is an example of a humiliation rating -

Colour - not nice.
Shape - I've seen more shape in a cocktail sausage.
Bellend - I can't see it?
Balls - like tiny peas.
Size - tiny!
Hair - all I can see is bush, are you a woman?

Summary:-

Pathetic clit dick, I've seen bigger cocktail sausages! It actually made me feel sick...

Rating out of 10 = 0/10.

Obviously for a worship kind of rating you just need to give them positive comments and give them a high score, it's very simple.

As well as dick ratings you can do a "cum shot rating" OR even a "body part rating" (bum, feet etc...) You can use the same above format for all types of ratings.

I hope this helps you, they are great fun.

Good Luck!